Voicemail

Aug. 15th, 2020 11:02 am
shutupandkillsomething: ([neu] pensive)
"This is Cade. I'm either not here or avoiding you, so leave a message and take your chances on me comming back."
shutupandkillsomething: ([neu] i listen esp if you're cute)
Cade had gone home after his bout of do-gooding in Fandom.

Okay, try again. Cade had intended to go home. He'd definitely ended up in a version of his galaxy, but it was definitely not his timeline. So he made the terrible excellent decision to find a cantina and drink until he came up with a better idea.

...and that was why he was now watching several rough-looking pirates with blasé tree goats tucked under their (multiple) arms and texted Atton and Sparkle: I want one.

This was probably not a better idea.
shutupandkillsomething: ([neu] arms)
Well, it wasn't like Cade had a ton of things planned for his time, but he'd managed to score a bounty hunting contract and had been halfway to Never You Mind That when he'd gotten Atton's comm. He'd made a quick stop at the nearest Portalocity-compliant planet (whcih had been a real gem, no, not really. He was in the Outer Karking Rim) and was now back in the pilot's seat of his brand new ship and trying very hard not to tell Atton not to touch anything or breathe too heavily on things.

Shut up. He was slightly protective of his baby, okay?

...not Atton. Ew.
shutupandkillsomething: ([comic] green eyes)
Cade had been putting his new ship through her paces (and only getting shot at a few times...) and was now looking for a place to land and find something to eat that wasn't a freeze dried protein bar.

Because ew.

If the place had drinks and maybe something a little stronger, well, he would hardly object. He scrolled through the star charts looking for a safe harbor that wasn't karking Tatooine.

[OOC: Expecting one call, but open!]
shutupandkillsomething: ([neu] arms)
Cade had gone for a walk toward the nearest lake by Ender and Ben's place, and was now laying on the grass and watching the smoke from the cigarette he'd brought from Fandom drift over his head. It was quiet here, relaxing--a place that felt safe.

He stared up at the stars and let some of the tension ease from his muscles and for the first time in almost a year, reached into the Force.

"There you are," a voice said.

Cade tensed up almost immediately. "This isn't even your karking galaxy," he said, glaring at the blue ghost outline of Luke Skywalker. "Go the kark away."

Luke shook his head, pursing his lips. "You know why I'm here."

"And I've been avoiding you for four years. Take a hint."

"You know why I won't do that, either. You have a destiny--"

"KARK DESTINY," Cade roared, throwing his cigarette at Luke. Naturally, it flew right through him, leaving Cade without a cigarette. Ugh. He ran his hands through his hair. "I'm not you. I don't want to karking be you."

Luke stood there, shimmering in the moonlight, and didn't offer an opinion.

Cade let out another frustrated groan. This karking family.

[OOC: Oh, Grandpa...]
shutupandkillsomething: ([neu] really listening)
Cade was looking around at the stuff he'd accumulated: not much, really, for two years in one spot (and all the bottles could be recycled. Cough.). There wasn't much he really needed to pack into his duffle--shirts without sleeves didn't take up much room, after all--and if he was a little twitchy while tossing things away, well, he'd cut his supply of deathsticks a little too close and had been out for a week now. The cotton candy addiction hadn't done the same thing for him at all.

So he was snappish and annoyed and still didn't really have a plan for his life other than "mooch off my grandfathers until I die of karking boredom" and that was just a sad, sad state of affairs.

He kicked a pair of beat-up boots until they thunked against the door, jarring it open.

Come on in and say goodbye!

[OOC: This is Cade's last post in Fandom until Homecoming, woe.]
shutupandkillsomething: (x[pet] nexu)
Cade was asleep, which wasn't that unusual because Cade was the exact opposite of a morning person.

But Cade wasn't exactly a person this morning, which was unusual.

The door's cracked open, which was good because no one was going to want to interrupt a four-eyed, four-legged, five meter long, sharp-clawed nexu from getting where it was going when it finally did decide to get up....
shutupandkillsomething: ([neg] so hardcore)
Shifting venues had helped a little bit, but the numbing techniques Cade usually employed weren't exactly things he could get away with under his grandfathers' watchful eyes.

Which was why he was out here by the lake with a bottle of Corellian whiskey, swigging from the bottle as he tossed rocks into the water.

He didn't have to graduate, right? He could just move here? Maybe?

[OOC: Open to phone calls and the grandparents!]
shutupandkillsomething: (* [plot] clean cade guh)
Cade hopped out of bed when the sun came streaming through his window (this daylight savings thing was really handy for getting a good start on the day!), hit the floor with fifty push-ups and then started getting ready for a nice long run to get the kinks out of his muscles.

A Jedi, even a Jedi far from home, needed to be in peak physical condition, right? Right!

He checked his chrono--plenty of time to get everything done and still get in a healthy breakfast before heading to class and work.

[OOC: Cade is now from a universe where the Jedi weren't betrayed on Ossus and his father is still alive. He's now one perky, responsible Jedi. Don't you just want to kill him?]
shutupandkillsomething: ([neg] setting you on fire w my brain)
Anyone within hearing distance was getting an impromptu lesson in Huttese cursing as Cade pawed through his dresser drawers only to discover that every shirt he owned had changed overnight from tight black t-shirts into, well, these:

SO MUCH MAGNIFICENCE )

"I hate everything," Cade growled.
shutupandkillsomething: ([comic] shirtless)
Cade woke up bright and early (and shirtless, to make the female viewership happy). He stretched his arms over his head and then hopped out of bed and began doing one-armed push-ups because his plotline is a lot like Arrow of reasons.

And then, the music changing to show what a Terrible Idea this was, he lifted the corner of his mattress and took two capsules out of a bottle labeled CAFFEINE PILLS and swallowed them without water. Because that's how hardcore he was.

Won't someone saaaaaaaaaaaave him from himself?

[OOC: Expecting a One True Love Who Just Happens to Show Up This Weekend. Warnings for extremely casual disregard for how drugs actually work, impending character death, terrible acting.]
shutupandkillsomething: (Default)
After a super-productive weekend revolving around breasts (some his, some not), Cade was back at the shop with a defrosted and working television for whats-her-face and a Keurig coffee machine that someone had tried to fill with real coffee beans.

He was cursing them for being an idiot as he rinsed coffee grounds out of basically everything.
shutupandkillsomething: ([pos] cute smile)
Cade had found a place that sold wings for a quarter each on Wednesday nights, didn't care too much about carding, and had a clientele that wasn't that picky on who they went home with.

In other words, Cade's favorite place.

He was currently shaking a wing at Sparkle while he told him about a news article he'd come across yesterday. "I'm just saying, if they got a llama on a tram, we could get a panda on a bus."

[OOC: For the other guy who makes terrible choices!]
shutupandkillsomething: ([neg] don't fuck with me okay)
Cade knew the moment Bantha arrived on the island, which was why Cade was up in his room with the door locked.

He wouldn't call it hiding, but that's exactly what he was doing.

He sprawled out on his bed with his datapad, his clothing and other possessions spilling out from under his bed like a proper teenager, and waited for the weekend to be over.

Because that would work, right?

[OOC: For his guest, but open to others too!]
shutupandkillsomething: ([comic] sleeping)
So what if it was 4:30 in the afternoon? Cade was going to take a nap if he felt like it.

Shirtless because he didn't really care about any issues Stiles might have with things like "nudity" and "personal space." Stiles should just be grateful Cade was sleeping on his own bed, right? Right.

He'd have to get up eventually because there were Cocoa Puffs to eat, but for now, naps were karking amazing.

[OOC: Heading to bed but Natalie asked!]
shutupandkillsomething: ([neu] close up on the eyes)
...I don't even know. But since we have newbie muns (YAY, HI NEWBIE MUNS!!!!), I thought I should reintroduce my kids even though they're all old.

In Eric's case, suuuuuuper old.

ALL THE SKYWALKERS, plus a Viking and a Canadian. )

I'm also looking for TAs for Josh's workshop as well as the Skywalkers'. Grads get preference, of course. Comments are screened for your pleasure.
shutupandkillsomething: (Default)
After a class spent fruitlessly trying to hit Jaina with a foam bat, Cade made his way out to the preserve--the grayness of the day suited his mood, found a rock to sit on and waited for his grandfather to show up.

No, not that one, the other one.

Detention. Whee.
shutupandkillsomething: ([comic] shirtless)
Congratulations, Stiles! There was now a worse tattoo in the room than yours!

...not that Cade realized that in his gremlin-bit state yesterday he'd gotten "totes" written in pink, glittery, girly script along the small of his back.

Because every pirate needs a tramp stamp, right? Right.

But for now, Cade was asleep on his bed, shirtless and snoring, and blissfully unaware.

Sucker.

[OOC: Door closed, post open!

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